Starcrasher Enterprises will be there when you need us the most Wherever. Whenever. In whatever way, shape, or form. We will be where you want us to, when you want us to.
Being there, this is the very essence of what we do. We will always be around. We will watch. We will listen. We will stand. We will sit. And we will remember. Everything.
You can rest assured that when you call upon us, we will arrive promptly; either in person, or via the internet, webcam, or phone. And we'll never be late. Ever.
Starcrasher will be there for any event or occasion. Whether you want us to watch stuff happen. Or need someone to talk to. Or just want us to take up space. We're there. This is our mission.
And we will remember what we see and hear. And we will tell others about what we have seen and heard.
And as always, we are available to provide honest and sincere opinions on all matters, great or small.
Because at Starcrasher, we know stuff. And whatever we don't know, we can Google. And we have the best ideas ever. We are the idea people.
Starcrasher has what it takes.
To put it quite simply... we're there dude.